Sleeeeepy~~~

There was school today. Dammit. I hate Saturday schools. And, teacher said our dataran was going to be used. I guessed there was some kinda carnival.. But, nooooooo... Haiiiz. So, I resolved to random singing. And, Yi Hua brought her camera! So, we were like playing with it. Hehee. Okay. I was playing with it. Then we did this production thingy, just like at Stephiies birthday party. But, we did You're My Destiny. AND I WAS SUBIN!!! WTH!? So, anyway.... I'm just waiting for Yi Hua to come online so that I can show you the videos.... lol!

After school. Ate my fave Kuey Teow Soup and Wantan from TTDI that my mother ta pao. lol! Then, bathe, sleep, watch 1 song from Music Bank repeat, and, I'm here...

Now, I just read this article on SYP... OMONA!! It's about this Aunt Louise thingy. I'll just give you my fave cut kay? But, first, the intro:

From SYP
Kpop has been ridden with problems for decades now and it needs a saviour. Well, a good old Agony Aunt to show them how to do things the ‘proper’ way, something like putting tea cosies on your coffee table and how to avoid drug addiction. ShenYuePop presents ‘Aunt Louise, Kpop Agony Aunt’, our resident Agony Aunt dedicated to showing idols or lack thereof, a thing or two and a point in the right direction. Aunt Louise has been helping idols stars with their dilemmas for 45 years now, and finally we’ve convinced her to join the ranks of our staff. Fifty tea bags and 234 scones later and we have this week’s edition. For the personal safety (reputational and emotional) of the senders, they will be kept anonymous.

From Me
ANONYMUS MY FOOT!! I'm showing who they REALLY are!

From SYP

Hello Imo Louise, I’m a proud 26 year old Korean who has conquered Asia and the
International movie market. I work endless days on my body, and am sporting the
Casanova look. Unfortunately all I seem to attract are Philippino Ajummas. Help
me. Picture attached for your reference

Dear Casanova,

Would you feel better if I say you just scored a non-Phillipino auntie?

The Non-Philipino Aunt Agony.

From Me
RAIN RAIN GO AWAY!! I HOPE YOU NEVER COME AGAIN!! GO TO PHILLIPENES AND GET SOME GIRLS!! JUST DON'T LEMME SEE YOU AGAIN!! Hmph! I hate Rain. Aiiiigo~

From SYP

Greetings Aunt Louise. I’m a 22 year old Korean male, I’m a very nice and respectful person but my hair stylists don’t seem to like me, no matter how many times I thank them in Award Ceremonies. Is it me or do hairstylists not understand constructive criticism, maybe it’s because they only have a high school degree?

AND I DO NOT LOOK LIKE BAE YONGJOON!

Dear You,

I checked the stamp of your letter and found that you are from South Korea.

Darling, if you have problems with hair stylists, maybe it’s time for you to go to serve your country in the Military. With no hair, there will be no more hassle with your hairstylists whether to have your hair parted or unparted, because it’s departed! And in the Military you’ll have no time to think about tiny matters like hair dressers, because you will have to think about more serious matters, like defending your country from premature-launched missiles from your neighbour country. Or discussing with your barrack-mates about what group-tattoo you will get after being released from the service.

And of course you don’t look like Bae Yong Joon! He’s a real icon!!

Bae Yong Joon Lover,
Aunt Agony

From Me
I know this is supposed to be a simple joke. And, I'm sorry. I couldn't find a picture with Yunho in his horrible long hair. That's what he was supposedly talking about. But, GAHHHHH!!! AUNT AGONY! MEET MY FOOT!! Nobody sends my darling to the milatary and cut off all his hair. NOBODY!! Continueing...

From SYP

Dear Aunt Louis. Actually, I corricted your name for you, by the way ^^
Actually, I’m a 18 year old beautiful girl who everyone loves deep down inside.^^ But, actually, for some reason people are too uneducated and stupid to remember my name. Actually, It’s not Bichanny, Tardfany, Turdfany, Tiphony or actually any other stupid variations . >_<

Dear… … … umm…Rebecca,

How about a big tattoo on your forehead to remind all dumb and dumbers’ about your name?

Louise,
The Aunt Agony

PS. I don’t really understand how Tiphony or Tripphaning gets related to your name, Rebecca. If you could, enlighten me please?
PPS. Actually, my original name sounds better than your choice of corrected-version, darling.

From Me
For those of you who are confused, the difference is, Tiffany actually just cut off the e of Louise. Oh, and I'M A HATER!! And, I call you Tiffany. But, if you want,TIPHONY! =) LOL!! And I'll never like her! Especially since SHE GOT SO CLOSE TO MY DARLING YUNHO OPPA IN THE HAPTIC CF!!! I'll never forgive her for that. XP!! And, nice one Aunt Agony!!

Credit:louise, noonoo_shoo, Peony from SYP